Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?


I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go 


what if when we die everyone who had died already just kept on doing what they were doing so the afterlife theres like a bajillion new dr suess books and every ghost has like an iphone7 and everyone is going to go see shakespeares newest play

white person: how do you say my name in your language??
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